Warning: I'm About to Get Political

With apologies in advance to my conservative friends (yes, I do have and love them), I just have to vent politically for a bit.
Apparently our education system (albeit a liberal agenda item) has failed horribly. I grew up in a conservative house hold (Army Catholic)and I was fortunate that my Department of Defense Dependent School education is one of the best (oh irony of ironies). However the rest of the nation was not so lucky. Conservatives today cannot do math. There I said it. The majority of the self-identifying conservatives who are outraged at Obama's "tax and spend" agenda and are participating in the "Tea Parties" just received the largest tax cut ever and will have more spending money in their take home pay then ever before. Simple math. Yes, the deficit is increasing, but the amount in question is mathematically negligible compared to the deficits we had under both Bushes and Reagan. It took a tax and spend Clinton to generate a surplus - and yes, he did it through increasing the taxes on the middle class. As someone who paid those taxes and lived through the years of inflation, I understood the need.
The term "fiscal conservative" is one that I actually embrace. However, the majority of people who think they are "fiscal conservatives," well to quote Inigo Montoya, "I do not think the word means what you think it means." Fiscal conservatives want spending to be wise and frugal. This is not something we had in the "conservative" Bush years - either of them. Going from a surplus to a deficit is inexcusable. But what horrifies me is that none of that money spent was an investment in our future; none of it would result even theoretically in future growth. Where were the conservatives the last 8 years when this mess started? Not throwing tea parties.
Yes, Obama is increasing the taxes on those who make over $250K a year. Yet, his increases still mean that a person making over 250K pays LESS in taxes than the did under both Reagan and Bush. My brother (who did not receive the same DoDDs education I did) represents what I assume to be the majority of lower and middle class conservatives. He does not want taxes to increase on the wealthy because one day he might make over 250K. Again, it comes back to that pesky inability to do math. The chances of a person without logical reasoning skills and a college degree making over 250K a year legally are not statically probable.
There. I vented. But I don't feel any better. And I will continue to giggle every time I hear of someone "tea bagging."

Losing Ground

For those of you keeping track at home, I hit my first marker for running. I made it to the end of the street (twice). That's right. I can now run all the way down my street (uphill - slightly). My chest and throat are burning, but I make it. My next goal is to make it up the street and around the corner. Feel the burn. Pain is failure leaving the body. I hate pain. But I hate being out of shape more. At this rate I will be able to run a mile by the time I am forty.

Who Am I?

So the world of Facebook has become overwhelmed by quizzes galore. These quizzes are designed (and I use that term very loosely - in fact let's put it in quotes, "designed") to uncover aspects of your personality and assign them qualities. I have found out what color I am (yellow), punctuation mark (the semicolon) and type of shoe (stripper heels). I now know that I am both Buffy and River Tam from Firefly - so you had better watch out. I kick ass. And yesterday I discovered that I am as good an astronomer as my friends with doctorates in astronomy (hey, that's what the quiz said). This is what happens when non-professionals design survey tools. Sure, it is more fun to only answer 5-10 multiple choice questions than take a professionally developed assessment tool - just so long as the tool (ha, ha I said tool) approximately measures what it claims to measure. I am alright being the crazy ass-kicker. I know very little actual astronomy - and the test knew even less. I like stripper shoes. What I object to is the color yellow. I am not a sunny personality. Whoever came up with this quiz is a moron. How sunny is that?! You are a fucking moron color quiz maker.
Another thing, yesterday, I took what type of feminist are you and got ecofeminist Vandana Shiva. I don't hug trees. Now I have to find out what decade I am.....

Sigh....

So, I had a harsh dose of reality yesterday. Here I am struggling to get to the point where I can run all the way down my friggin street without imploding, while my friend is training for a marathon. This should not be such a big deal. I have friends that are athletic and they have been runners for years. They are better people than I am. I accept them and only hate them a little bit. I have my excuse of years of laziness and over-eating to overcome. No, my friend in question, has just finished surgery #14 and runs with a poo bag. Yes, the woman that cannot eat and digest food like the rest of us... the woman who has had her guts cut up and worked on over a dozen times in less than 2 years - she is working on her marathon. She and her poo bag can run circles around me. Yes, she has been athletic forever (I assume) but after all of those surgeries, I would be in bed with a pain patch. She is running a few miles a day. Sigh. I am a terrible, terrible person. But one day I will be a terrible person who can run a mile, but probably not a marathon.

Goal Setting

This Friday I go in for my yearly exam. I am not looking forward to it. As most of you know by now, I have been obsessively trying to lose weight and get fit for a few months. My efforts have been increasing as I near my appointment or as I call it "D-Day." I stepped up my cardio to include a mile run/walk nearly every day. When it is rainy, I stay inside and do a workout on my elliptical or from the free zone on Cox.
Needless to say, my run/walk is still not a run. My goal was to be able to run a 8 min mile.... until I started the process. Now, my goal is to run a mile. And that feels ambitious and is fairly painful. I now do a series of dashes to a spot ahead and then a walk to catch my breath and the cycle repeats itself. I start off running and can usually make it a complete block before I have to walk. One day, I will make it all the way down my street. But I doubt that day is today. Maybe next week? It is all about goal setting and trying to make it work.
I even run in my dreams now... only my legs often feel tired and I am in pain even in my sleep.