Wowzers

So, was it only yesterday that I voiced my ennui? my discontent with the lack of drama in my life? I should learn to shut the hell up. Really. I have had two crazy days in a row. First the Vet School threw away my beloved dog's ashes. Then today, I filed a police report because some university professor may or may not be criminally insane. I don't know, but I'm not taking any chances. Please, boredom return my way. I will try not to complain so loadly next time.