My brother Joey the Butcher passed his bailbond license exam. Now he is a certified bounty hunter. I am very proud of him for accomplishing this. He set out to get it done and did it. Way to go, Joe!
But I had to harass him for his white trash lifestyle. I think the litmus test for this is - could my life be an episode of Jerry Springer? He lives in the garage of a home he co-owns with our mother. (Check!) He works as a bail bondsman (Double Check!). He loaned his aunt $5K to cover his cousin's legal fees because the cousin went AWOL. Ding, ding, ding! We have a white trash winner.
I must laugh. His life has become a basis for a fabulous sitcom - especially since his house will also be the home of his grandma and maybe his aunt (the one that owes him money still).
Run, Joey, Run! Having unhealthy meals cooked for you and getting free laundry service simply is not a fair trade off. Get a lovely apartment as far away as possible.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment