Hating Haters

I was recently catching up on last week's Daily Show, and had an epiphany. You see, I am known by my closest of friends for my disapproval of and hatred of certain things like mayonnaise and Juliet Lewis. Then I saw the error of my ways. The Daily Show likes to show me clips from Glen Beck. And that's when I heard it. Beck said of Woodrow Wilson, "I hate that guy.... I really, really hate that guy." Bitch stole my line; then had the gall to use it again a beloved President. So now the line is ruined. I will try to not hate this fact. It will be difficult. I will now merely disapprove.