It Sparkles!

I am usually shocked and horrified by the state of the women's bathroom at my work. The fact that some of my co-workers or the women who drop by for a meeting and use the facility are disgusting people bothers me often. But never have I been as stunned as when I found the pile of glitter on the toilet seat. That's right - hooch glitter. Someone was walking around this building with glitter dropping down her pant leg. Hooch glitter. I am not sure if she was just so endowed with the glitter that her hooch left a pile or if she was applying it in the bathroom. I don't care. I just think it is weird and that while glitter gets everywhere, it should not be everywhere. You may still see it on the floor of the middle stall in the second floor bathroom. I wonder if it isn't also under a certain female co-worker's desk as well. Next time, please keep your hooch piles to yourself.