I Could Cry But I Am Too Busy Laughing

I should be working on slides for the upcoming event we have planned here. Instead, I am taking some time to rant about stupid people. ARGH!!!!!!! There. Now I feel better. I think I have to admit to being stupid in that I grossly underestimated the stupidity of others. That is my bad. I never should have confused you by including in a different font the contents of the phishing attempt that was circulating. However, I thought it was clear with the use of bold and dramatic red coloring that this was indeed the fraudulent message that should be looked out for - not responded to. I was wrong. You do not read and comprehend the words.

I have been fortunate to have more than one example of gross stupidity. Friday morning many of my colleagues and I were delighted to read the "retirement" letter from a dumb ass. Now, I am including the letter w/ minor edits to protect the innocent and the delirious. Please DO NOT get confused and think that I wrote this! I am including this separate letter not written by me only for educational purposes. I am not announcing my displeasure or retirement - merely including the letter someone else wrote.

HERE is where the other person's text begins:
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August 6, 2009

Ladies and germs,

For all intents and purposes, on August 17th 2009 I shall be considered officially “retired” with my 10 years+ of state service. Notice that it is “retired” and not “resigned” as I am not quitting I am leaving for better opportunities as this one has long run out. After starting 10+ years ago (and in reality, 15 years ago) as a temporary student worker it’s been the proverbial ‘long and winding road’ to get to this point but it’s time to do something with my life that rewards my unique skills and efforts a little more than just being "the" lowest paid employee in the NOC after the past 5 years here at XXX specifically. Obviously hard work, assuming (implied) future responsibility and general honesty are not recipes for success here. I want to specifically thank XXXXXX for being a type who doesn’t keep his words and apparently has rampant memory losses when it comes to things he says he’ll do or when I personally get “framed” irrationally for making work related mistakes that upper management themselves created on at least 3 separate occasions he has no “previous instance experience of and/or recollection skills” to apply to repeated situations thereafter. As the end user of that for a good 2-3 years, I can’t tell you how frustrating it was to repeat the same bogus scenario many times over with the same nonproductive outcome. No growth, no common ground, no attempts at making real peace or solving problems. I felt like the adult dealing with toddlers, but having to wear the diaper. Fact is, on all of those 3 specific occasions to railroad me you were WRONG and I was RIGHT again so I guess the truth does sort of lend itself a hand sometimes. Each time and again, just DUMB and DUMBER on your part. Probably a product of an absentee landlord work ethic. The “I have no idea what’s going on cause I’m never here” approach that you always used as your argument trump card is really lame in retrospect. You’re the director, its your JOB TO KNOW. Not a lot of brainstorming needed to figure out what’s really going on there with a 3 person mismanagement crew that can’t get it right the 3rd time either. Just remember that much of what you accomplished and maybe you will have learned something after all. You’ve definitely given me great examples of what not to follow, each of you uniquely, as I would never allow myself as you have to be negligent or abusive in my professional duty in the management of others in which YOU get paid very well to (not) do on the fat taxpayer dime. “We” aren’t getting our money’s worth, obviously. Some of the managers here aren’t even fit to run the local McDonald’s. I know, because I worked at McDonald’s for the first two years of my working life. Overall, better management skills found at a McDonald’s in my opinion. I do know this much, a manager that can’t solve office disputes with 2 other managers around and only one employee (me) to manage using simple communication and follow through should be working the fry machine somewhere. As it sits in that way, we have to hold hope that the people are real hungry for fries. Anyway back to the point at hand, as I don’t want to waste any more time being reasonably nice about it. I am now reenrolled full time at Southeastern and start back on Aug. 20th towards my Psych degree, which is something that I am genuinely interested in and have been for a while now. I am sure I can draw upon my many colorful dealings with corporate mismanagement figures in the future of my field work study somehow. Either way, I’m just excited to finally be moving on and leaving this nonsense behind me where it belongs. *flush* It’s a great feeling that I’ve waited too long to know again. I have many side projects and aspirations that have been on hold for a while now that I will also finally be getting kicked off, just like I said they would over a year ago. As respectable men keep their words true, disrespectable ones do not. (ahem) In closing, there is no doubt that I have nothing but kind thoughts and words for some of you that I'll miss here but for the rest of yas I do bid adieu and bons débarras!

(please excuse my ‘French’)

Dumbass McDumber
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HERE is where the letter ends!!!!!


Now I am back writing - me - Sadie. I did not write the letter that is clearly blocked off and in italics. I AM writing this now. I know. It is confusing.

The point of this exercise is to share with you, gentle reader, this tale of stupidity and let you read a poorly written career-stomping letter of resignation. Don't do what Dumbass McDumber did. If you do not like your job, simply go and get a better one. If you feel that you must spill your guts publicly, get someone to proof-read. There is nothing worse than a gut-spilling filled with poor sentence structure and verbs that don't match the nouns.