Ready for Spring

While few people can say they look forward to the sweltering humid heat of a swampland summer, I am tired of the cold. I am done wearing a coat and bundling up at night with the heater blowing my hard-earned money away. I want to stop having chapped skin from the cold and the heat. I want to wear open toed shoes! I want to feel the sun lightly beating down on me as I walk across campus. Let me be clear, I am not ready for summer. My diet and exercise regime has not progressed to the point where I want to wear a bathing suit and bask in the sun pool-side. I simply want a very long spring. And I want it now.